I first want to apologize to all 0 of the people who read this for that three week delay... that first post took a lot out of me. Next, I've been aimlessly pissing away time on the internet for the past hour and I came across this little story. I'm still trying to decide if this is really sad or absolutely hilarious... right now I'm leaning towards hilarious and I am therefore an asshole. Besides the half sad/half hilariousness of this story, I just had a couple more comments about that little clip:
1) How the hell has an old lady been living with a 200 pound animal for 15 years and not gotten destroyed long before this?
2) Jeff Corwin, in all his salmon-colored shirt glory, emparts this little gold nugget of wisdom on the animal-ignorant masses: "This tragedy happens every year around our country." Alright, so is this guy actually saying that every year a monkey goes on a suicidal, drug induced rampage directed at the friend of his 70 year old keeper/roommate?
3) Jeff Corwin is a douche. It's a damn shame Steve Irwin isn't around to spit knowledge. Fucking sting rays...
Speaking of the crocodile hunter, I was watching a little AP, as is my custom when there's nothing good on tv, and that show was on. After watching it for a little, i got to wondering... with those little khaki shorts he always wore did his balls ever pop out during any of his many, sweaty entanglements with various wildlife? And if so how much sweet action footage was ruined by his shorts' inability to contain his dangle? (no homo by the way)
Thanks for reading.
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